1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing and using Shitrush.com, you accept and agree to be bound by these terms of use and all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree with these terms, please do not use our site.
2. Modification of Terms
We reserve the right to modify these terms of use at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting on this page. We encourage you to review this page regularly to stay informed of any updates.
3. Use of the Site
You agree to use Shitrush.com only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these terms of use. You agree not to:
- Use the site in any way that could damage, disable, overburden, or impair the site or interfere with any other party’s use and enjoyment of the site.
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to Shitrush.com, other accounts, computer systems, or networks connected to Shitrush.com through hacking, password mining, or any other means.
- Use any automated means to access the site, such as robots, scripts, or web scrapers.
4. User Content
By posting, submitting, or displaying content on or through Shitrush.com, you grant Shitrush.com a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, copy, reproduce, process, adapt, modify, publish, transmit, display, and distribute such content in any and all media or distribution methods.
5. Intellectual Property
All content on Shitrush.com, including text, images, graphics, logos, icons, and software, is the property of Shitrush.com or its content suppliers and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. You agree not to reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, publicly perform, republish, download, store, or transmit any material on our site, except as expressly authorized by these terms of use.
6. Disclaimer of Warranties
Shitrush.com is provided “as is” and “as available” without any warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the site will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free, nor do we make any warranty as to the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any information provided through the site.
7. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Shitrush.com, its directors, employees, or agents be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising out of or in any way connected with the use or inability to use the site, including but not limited to damages for loss of profits, use, data, or other intangible losses, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
8. Use of Our Services
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:
- You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose.
- You agree that this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY, and that is your only intention.
- Shitrush.com’s liability to you is limited to the price of the product.
- By ordering from this website, you agree to release Shitrush.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.
9. Product Information
Our products include horse, cow, and elephant manure. Here’s what you need to know:
Horse Manure:
- Excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation.
- Contains no significant hazardous chemicals or characteristics.
- Does not contain significant levels of harmful pathogens or bacteria.
- Safe for handling and use, with no documented cases of human infection.
Cow Manure:
- Cow manure, like horse manure, is considered safe and is widely used as a natural fertilizer.
- It does not typically contain harmful levels of pathogens that pose a risk to human health.
- Proper handling and composting of cow manure further reduce any minimal risk of pathogens.
- Cow manure is not known to transmit significant levels of harmful bacteria such as E. coli, Salmonella, or Cryptosporidium when properly managed.
Elephant Manure:
- Elephant manure is primarily composed of plant material and does not contain harmful chemicals.
- Elephants are herbivores, and their manure is free from significant pathogens that are hazardous to humans.
- The risk of zoonotic diseases from elephant manure is extremely low, making it safe for use as a fertilizer.
- There have been no documented cases of human infections from handling elephant manure.
10. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Shitrush.com, its officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, and suppliers from and against all losses, expenses, damages, and costs, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, resulting from any violation of these terms and conditions or any activity related to your account (including negligent or wrongful conduct) by you or any other person accessing the site using your Internet account.
11. Changes to the Terms of Use
Shitrush.com reserves the right to change these Terms of Use at any time. All changes are effective immediately when we post them and apply to all access to and use of the website thereafter.
12. Governing Law
These Terms of Use are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state in which Shitrush.com operates, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
13. Contact Us
If you have any questions about these Terms of Use, please contact us at [email protected].
14. Company Address
71-75, Shelton Street, Covent Garden, London, WC2H 9JQ
Last updated: 11 june 2024